just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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