I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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