On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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