I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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