I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
