Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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