Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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