Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
God gave him joint rollers for hands
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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