While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
