Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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