Can Purell be used as lube?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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