i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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