I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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