is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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