The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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