Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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