if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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