What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
of course. lets lasso hookers.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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