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...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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