There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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