are you so shy because you have an std?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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