id be glad to
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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