remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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