I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
too bad you live with your parents still
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Ladies don't puke and tell
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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