So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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