ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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