Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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