you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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