Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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