No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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