She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
