Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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