Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Shame - the story of my life.
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