Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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