We should be called the Road Head Warriors
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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