Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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