Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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