I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses youâ€
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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