Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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