I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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