He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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