Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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