Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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