Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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