Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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