oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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