How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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