But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
You're a waste of cheezeits
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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