just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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