we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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