Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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