sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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